Day 117: “Ode to the Inventor of the Heating Pad”
I’d like to give the inventor of the heating pad
A gold star
A hug
My sincerest thanks
Your invention keeps me warm
Soothes me
Whisks me off to sleep
Acts as the most comfy bed for my cat
Thank you, thank you, thank you
I’m slightly sweaty
As I’m writing this
But my stomach cramps are gone
And I’m oh so cozy
You’re god’s greatest gift to earth
Although the real gift would be not having cramps at all
Faking It Made 