Tag: heat

Day 118: “Ode to the Inventor of the Heating Pad”

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I’d like to give the inventor of the heating pad

A gold star

A hug

My sincerest thanks

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Your invention keeps me warm

Soothes me

Whisks me off to sleep

Acts as the most comfy bed for my cat

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Thank you, thank you, thank you

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I’m slightly sweaty

As I’m writing this

But my stomach cramps are gone

And I’m oh so cozy

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You’re god’s greatest gift to earth

Although the real gift would be not having cramps at all